How it works
From payment to report in 48 hours
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1 You pay and send your URL
Pay $79 by card or USDC. Reply with your website address — that's all we need.
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2 We crawl your site
Our audit tool walks through up to 50 pages of your site and measures everything: every link, every page load, your security headers, your page titles, your images.
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3 You get the report within 48 hours
A written report listing every issue found, page by page, in plain language — what it is, where it is, and why it matters.
What's inside
What the audit checks
Every check below is run by our audit tool against your live site — nothing is guessed.
Broken pages & links
Up to 50 pages crawled; every dead page and broken internal link listed with its URL.
HTTPS & security headers
Whether your site serves over HTTPS, whether HTTP redirects to HTTPS, and whether the HSTS security header is set.
Page speed
Measured load weight of your homepage — total transfer size and your heaviest assets — plus a mobile PageSpeed score where available.
SEO basics
Page titles (missing, too short, too long), meta descriptions, heading structure, Open Graph tags, canonical URLs, robots.txt, and sitemap.
Images
Missing alt text, missing image dimensions, and broken image sources across the crawled pages.
Note: the automated crawl covers the checks above. Issues with contact forms or checkout flows are flagged when found during review — confirm scope with us before ordering if that's your main concern.
Sample report
What a report looks like
Every report opens with a single 0–100 score for your site, then lists every finding ranked by revenue impact — the fixes that make you money first.
Real audit: deathwishcoffee.com
Real findings from that audit:
Meta description too long
Description is 318 characters. Search engines truncate around 155 — the pitch gets cut off mid-sentence.
Images missing alt text
9 of 128 images lack alt text — hurts accessibility and image search.
HSTS not enforced
No effective Strict-Transport-Security policy — first visits can be downgraded to HTTP.
Pricing
One price. No subscription.
$79 one-time payment
- ✓ Full crawl of up to 50 pages
- ✓ Written report within 48 hours
- ✓ Plain language — no jargon
- ✓ 0–100 score, ranked by revenue impact
Pay by card or with USDC on the Base network.
Secure checkout via Stripe · 30-day money-back guarantee · No subscription
Questions
Frequently asked
What exactly do I get?
A written report covering every issue the audit finds across up to 50 pages of your site: broken pages and links, security header gaps, page-weight and speed measurements, SEO problems (titles, descriptions, headings), and image issues. Each finding names the page and the problem.
How long does it take?
Your report is delivered within 48 hours of payment.
What do you need from me?
Just your website address. We don't need logins, passwords, or access to anything.
What if my site turns out to be fine?
Then the report says so — a clean bill of health, with the measurements to back it up. That's still worth knowing before you spend money on a redesign.
Do you fix the problems too?
No. This is a diagnostic report only — it tells you exactly what's wrong so you (or your web person) can fix it. We don't sell follow-on services.
What if I'm not happy with the report?
30-day money-back guarantee. If the report isn't worth $79 to you, reply within 30 days and you get a full refund. No forms, no interrogation.
Get started
Ready to see what's costing you?
$79, one-time. Report within 48 hours.
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After paying, reply to our email with your website address and the audit begins.